If you have to tell me you’re a regular, you’re missing the point.
I’m hired! Sorry .. I just wanted to tell someone that. It’s a new place that doesn’t open until September, so I need to keep my excitement contained to myself… lest my current job catch wind of this, and let me go out of spite.
I can’t wait to finally sell some quality stuff instead of rattling off our list of really lame domestic beer, and telling people how “good” our mozzarella sticks are.
And they seem interested in perhaps having me on as a bit of a manager, or at the very least a trainer. #MovinOnUp
“What does the chocolate covered cherry taste like??”
It tastes like a lightly grilled salmon with creamy dill sauce.
The fuck you think it tastes like??
“No. But, could you just top it off? Like… pour a little more in there?”
Umm.. That’s called another glass of wine. So, clearly you fucking want it, you just don’t want to pay for it?