Overheard at 21st Birthday Party

“Can I have a rum and Captain?”


Fucking twat customers

“I’m 27…trust me..  I’ll tell you if I’m drunk”

“No, actually it’s the other way around.  WE’LL tell YOU if you’re drunk”

And when a bartender tells you you’re taking a cab home, you take a fucking cab.  Oh, you’re not gonna get in and go to your car instead? Well, congratulations dick-suck, you just earned yourself a one way ticket outta this bar forever.