Where art thou?

This guy circles his name on his credit card receipt with an arrow pointing to a ” Call Me : ) ”

Only…. there’s no phone number.  Just this guys name.  So, am I supposed to just go outside and just shout your name, or…?

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Mixed messages

“Can I get a black and tan?”

“Sure, we use Smithwicks, is that alright?”

“You don’t have Harp?”

“Yeah … Okay,so you want a HALF & HALF”

…….

“Can I have a Cutty Sark on the rocks. You could put it in a big glass, just with a lot of ice. And water.”

In my head i’m all like.. SO YOU WANT A CUTTY & WATER??

Why is this so difficult with you people right now? Order yer drinks right.